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Haines Herring: “It’s Almost Officially Winter,” Says Man in a Blizzard

Dec. 21 is the official start of the winter season, report multiple sources who have been standing knee-deep in snow for days.  “Well, te-te-technically the solstice is the r-r-real start of w-w-winter,” reported local expert Steve Stevedore through chattering teeth. Stevedore was in the middle of shoveling snow in his front yard to gain access […]