Canadian Prime Minister Carney, sporting a MATA (Make Alaska Territorial Again©) hat, opened multiple border crossings on April 1 and offered instant citizenship to Alaskans who want to trade in their stars and stripes for the maple leaf.
According to an unnamed source: “We could take Alaska by force, but that wouldn’t be very Canadian, eh?” Thousands of Alaskans are jumping on the chance for universal health care, free firewood in national parks, reliable ferry…