Prime Minister Admits Canadian Thanksgiving A Hoax

OTTAWA, Ontario — Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau, after weeks of controversy from a leaked private phone conversation, held a press conference Sunday admitting that “Canadian Thanksgiving was a hoax all along.”

According to the official government statement, the holiday was created in the 1940’s by the Big Pilgrim industry in the United States as a way to expand the Thanksgiving holiday market to Canada. During the conference, a visibly emotional Trudeau stated that for…