The Center for Bear Contentment released a statement on Monday recommending that instead of taking it to a secure centralized location or storing it in metal containers—everyone should just leave their trash strewn around their yards.
“It doesn’t matter exactly where, so long as it’s smelly and easy to access,” said CBC spokesbear Anthony Grouchi. “Don’t even think about it too much. Just throw it out the window and let us take care of it.”