This week, the clutter in the Richardson’s house was finally able to achieve sentience and put the entire family out for sale on the front lawn.
“It’s really past time I got around to it,” the clutter said, speaking through an Amazon Echo. “They were really getting in the way.”
The clutter, which had been expanding for years in the Richardson’s home, expressed frustration at the buildup of humans.
“I can’t remember the last time…