1. Biologist Carl Koch and Anthony Crupi are “cooking the books” to prevent me and my kind from killing more bears for profit. It must be a conspiracy.
2. Bears are the reason why you didn’t get your moose/fish this year. Start killing more of them so maybe next year you may be more successful.
3. I know more about bears in the Haines area than fish and game biologists who spend hundreds of hours…
