Haines has been recently making a big name for itself as a premier fine dining location for American mosquitoes.
Andy Aedes, president of the Alaskan Exsanguinators Society in Anchorage, said that Haines “boasts a robust tourism industry plus lots of standing water and car tires sitting around … make it a real gem for fine dining.”
Aedes, who had exploded by press time, reported that, while Southeast Alaska might not have the kind of horde-living…
