Man distances himself from pot operation

I, Wayne Alex, have been subjected to some derisive remarks by the Haines Rant and Ravers, which don’t really matter, because that is what they do, but I would like to clarify some matters.

I have not spoken to my estranged sister Carol Waldo, of Glacier Bay Dope Farms, in many years. (Kitchy little name there, for a Cheech & Chong operation!)

So, for those of you who may be concerned, no, I will not be providing any of my BS to fertilize her “Waldo Weed.” She will have to use her own.

All you Haines grasshoppers and weed-eaters can rest easy and be assured that I am not involved.

Wayne Alex