Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed. Poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed. Then one day he was shootin’ at some food, and up through the ground come a bubblin’ crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea…so, Jed Clampett, Granny and the kin-folk set off to the Alaska interior. At Pleasant Camp border station, the agent asks them several questions, most are logical, except two. Out of nowhere, Mr.…