It never ceases to amaze me that people who have been alive for less time than the Simpsons have been on television can be responsible for so much societal and economic woe. It seems like it just all went downhill with the fidget spinners and EyePhones and avocado toast. If young people just got jobs—no, not that job. Not that one either. That one. That’s called an internship—that means it’s got benefits.
If young people…