Step 1: Submit one highly contentious and needless resolution, 21-04-911, into the assembly agenda.

Step 2: Do not adequately provide timely notice or media coverage.

Step 3: Urge the assembly to pass said resolution without adequate public conversation, debate, input or vote by the public.

Step 4: Stir the community pot.

Step 5: Serve half-baked as a side-dish to distract from much more important issues facing the borough.

Serves: No one.

Melissa Aronson