Since we are in between a winter with too little snow and too much rain, I suggest an “Absurd” parade as a diversion. Suggested categories for entries might be “Breathe or Inhale,” “Haines: The Pot Port of Southeast,” “Not Another Study,” “Dumb Things to Call the Cops Out On,” “How Many Assistants Does It Take to Run a Small Town?” “Tear Down Useable Buildings,” “Build A Car or Truck Fleet,” “No Money for Kids’ Park…