To the underaged person who used fake identification in our establishment on Wednesday evening, July 17:

You are lucky our server merely asked you to leave. If it were I, the police would have been called and you would have been charged. You could also, under AS 04.16.049, be required to pay us $1,500 for your malfeasance. You put at risk our liquor license as well as the jobs of 20 people.

You knew what…