Play-Dough
November 3, 2022
Haines is lucky to have such erudite individuals that publish their works extensively across such scholarly journals as Reddit and Tumblr. Between rereading Plato, Jordan Petersen, r/fanfictionbro, and picking the dried ramen out of their beard, where do they find time to write in to the local newspaper?
Reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes:
"You're really that smart?"
"Lemme put it to you this way, you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?"
"Yes."
"Morons."
-Craig Pott (Joe Aultman Moore)