Chilkat Valley News - Serving Haines and Klukwan, Alaska since 1966



November 3, 2022

Haines is lucky to have such erudite individuals that publish their works extensively across such scholarly journals as Reddit and Tumblr. Between rereading Plato, Jordan Petersen, r/fanfictionbro, and picking the dried ramen out of their beard, where do they find time to write in to the local newspaper?

Reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes:

"You're really that smart?"

"Lemme put it to you this way, you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?"



-Craig Pott (Joe Aultman Moore)


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