Decaying corpse of summer finally pronounced dead, police suspect foul play

Fake-ish News by Kyle Clayton

 

August 6, 2020



SEARHC doctor Adam Fibula finally pronounced Summer 2020 deceased as laughing ravens flew over its rain-drenched body. “Realistically, summer probably died around mid-May, but we’ve all been hopeful, however naively, that it might spring back...



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