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Decaying corpse of summer finally pronounced dead, police suspect foul play

Fake-ish News by Kyle Clayton


August 6, 2020

SEARHC doctor Adam Fibula finally pronounced Summer 2020 deceased as laughing ravens flew over its rain-drenched body. “Realistically, summer probably died around mid-May, but we’ve all been hopeful, however naively, that it might spring back...

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